Lucas Myers’ Instructional Lecture for Fathers

Kimberley, Fernie, Revelstoke and Rossland will host Lucas Myers’ hilarious HELLO BABY  in the next few weeks. See the bottom of this post for locations and times.

Photo courtesy of Lucas Myers

Lucas Myers is touring the Columbia Basin with his show HELLO BABY: An “Instructional Lecture” By a First Time, Semi Competent Father.

A one man comedy examining the procreative process from the male perspective, HELLO BABY answers such essential questions as:

  • Is your life as you know it really over?
  • Can you safely operate a fax machine/belt sander/breast pump on two hours sleep?
  • Is it really possible to become so obsessed with bowel movements and nipples that you make up little nicknames for them like ‘Jerome’? Or ‘Kath’?”

Starring a cast of eclectic characters, and featuring Lucas Myers’ hilarious and unique brand of observational humor, this is one lecture you won’t want to miss.

Featuring Original Tunes on ukulele, guitar and miniature keyboard including What If…..?Nobody Warned Me Bout the Drool, and Yes, Honey, I’d Be More Than Happy To Make Dinner And Hand Wash All These Cloth Diapers As Soon As I Finish Giving You A Foot Rub And Vacuuming The Floor And Walls Again Because You Are Hyper-Paranoid About Germs, Really I Would, No, I’m Not Just Saying That Because I Think Its What You Want to Hear, I Want to Do It, Look, I’m Doing It Right Now, See?

WARNING: For anyone who is going to be a Dad, is a Dad, has a Dad or knows a Dad ONLY.

Photo courtesy of Lucas Myers

Lucas Myers is a professional actor, songwriter and playwright and has appeared in many productions in major theatres across Canada as well as touring internationally to Europe, New Zealand, Mexico, Central Asia, and Ymir.  He has been involved in the creation of many new plays with TheatreSKAM, an independent theatre company based in Victoria. He has also written and performed his own one-person shows EAST, DRESS, and The Amazing and Impermeable Cromoli Brothers, which was chosen as the Best Comedy at the New Zealand International Theatre Festival.  Currently based in Nelson, BC, he runs PilotcoPilot Theatre, a company dedicated to creating new plays and touring them in the Kootenays, the Columbia Basin and beyond.

Kimberley– Saturday Feb. 19- Centre 64, 64 Deer Park Avenue 7:30 PM tickets in advance at Black Bear Books
Fernie– Saturday Feb 26- The Arts Station, 601 1st Ave. 8 PM Tickets available in advance at The Arts Station,Freshies Coffee Shop, Carosellas $12 members $15 non members
Revelstoke– Friday March 4- United Church, 314 McKenzie 7:30 PM Tickets available in advance at Talisman Trading. $10
Rossland– Saturday March 5- Miners Hall, 1765 Columbia Ave 8 PM tickets in advance at Out of the Cellar and Charles Bailey Box Office $10

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